More Raisinets for Me!

02-19-2006 - 1:05 p.m.

I met a vegan from LA this weekend. Very strange, this veganism. Last time I checked, chickens actually liked it when they don't have a surplus of eggs up their ass, but hey, what do I know?

We went to the movies and I tried to share my Raisinets with her. She dissed them because they were made with milk chocolate. I told her that the label said it was non-fat milk, but she still didn't bite. "Now, if they were carob, I would be all over them, " she said. I'm not sure exactly what carob is, but I bet that Raisinets taste a hell of lot better than carob does.

The best part of all this was that she was wearing leather shoes and wool gloves. And she can't drink milk? What the? She's left looking like another out-of-touch LA freak, and I'm left with a handful of sweet, chocolately Raisinets.

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