Redneck Proof

2005-05-02 - 9:17 p.m.

I was having a work conversation tonight (ok fine, a conversation with my old boss over a couple of Coronas) and he refused to belive that I was a Redneck.

1) Mom is a Coal Miner's Daughter from Edwhite, West Virginia. Don't look it up. The town doesn't exist anymore because the coal mining company left decades ago.

2) The first thing I do when I come home is strip off my clothes and go barefoot. If I could live barefoot, I would.

3) I got friends in Low Places.

4) I've been at a barbeque where muskrat is cooked on a grill. For real.

5) I dream of country karaoke at Carol's Pub in Chicago. "I go out walking, after midnight..."

6) "Boot Scootin' Boogie" will play at my wedding... should I choose to commit to a man someday.

7) My little sister uses the word "Ya'll" on her outgoing voice mail message. For real.

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